Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Why, Jeff Bezos, why?

I didn't sleep well last day. I know the correct term would be yesterday, but why? Why do we say last night but not last day? Why do we say yesterday but not yesternight? Why do we have words like dinner and supper that to some people are the same meal and to others, they are different? 

Right, sleeping in the day. Pro tip, don't drink Pepsi before you try to sleep. Pepsi has caffeine. Caffeine is a stimulant. Stimulants are good for keeping people awake, not sleeping. So yeah. Pepsi messed up my sleeping. How dare you Jeff Bezos? I know Jeff Bezos doesn't currently own Pepsi but I still felt like telling him off. I'm sure there is something he should be yelled at for.

I have been watching all the Marvel movies that have Black Widow in them. So Iron Man 2 is first on the list. When Robert Downey Jr says about Scarlett Johansson "I want one," my response was me too. She seems so cool, and funny and I heard she shares food which is just awesome. So if there a spare one, I'll take it. With consent of course. I am not running a Black Widow program.

I wish there was a swing I could sit on during my break. I like swings. Perhaps they remind me of the simpler time of my childhood. Perhaps the rocking motion stimulates the parasympathetic nervous system. Or perhaps they are just cool. 

I leave you with some obvious info. If you want to maintain consciousness, breathing can help you do that.

Sammy

No comments:

Post a Comment